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Everything's Covered In Poo

Simon Panrucker

Valeria asked for a song about being a parent. So here’s a song about having a baby called Everything’s Covered In Poo. Not limited to poo though, everything is also covered in puke and wee, and not mentioned specifically in the song are of course snot and dribble. Katie said the other day “We’ve never cleaned and washed things this often, but everything is somehow dirtier than ever before.” Hooray!

Lyrics:

Everything’s covered in puke Everything’s covered in puke and wee and poo All kinds of goo

Everything’s covered in poo Everything’s covered in poo and wee and puke All kinds of goop

But it doesn’t all come from me no more It doesn’t all come from me Cos I got a baby Yeah I got a baby

No it doesn’t all come from me no more The poop and the puke and the pee no more Cos I got a baby Yeah I got a baby

A non stop tinkler A human sprinker A poo poo tardis An expressive artist

A decorator That you wouldn’t pay for It’s like that one bit From the exorcist

‘Cause everything’s covered in puke Everything’s covered in puke and wee and poo All kinds of goo

Everything’s covered in poo Everything’s covered in poo and wee and puke All kinds of goop

But it doesn’t all come from me no more The poop and the puke and the pee no more Cos I got a baby So it’s all gravy

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