Crocs and Boxers

Hey everybody there’s a hot new style
It’s worth your while but it’s not for the mild
Fresh fashion with a fun little twist
Easy to grasp just get the gist
Two things down low, one thing in the middle
Nothing up top just keep it simple
Follow my steps, you’ll be ready in a moment
All it takes is two key components

Crocs and boxers
Crocs and boxers
Crocs and boxers
Crocs and boxers

When the day starts it doesn’t take much
To pop on my crocs then strut my stuff
Eff the haters, they just don’t know me
Style is sacred, my footwear’s holey
It should be criminal to look this hot
Cops, come and try to snatch my crocs
Trousers are lousy, shoes are for losers,
Everybody makes a choice and I choose this

Crocs and boxers
Crocs and boxers
Crocs and boxers
Crocs and boxers

There’s only one way to improve this look
Crocs and socks and boxers
Yeah