Everything's Covered In Poo
In the album I’ve Got Something To Say
Valeria asked for a song about being a parent. So here’s a song about having a baby called Everything’s Covered In Poo. Not limited to poo though, everything is also covered in puke and wee, and not mentioned specifically in the song are of course snot and dribble. Katie said the other day “We’ve never cleaned and washed things this often, but everything is somehow dirtier than ever before.” Hooray!
Lyrics
Everything’s covered in poo
Everything’s covered in poo and wee and puke
All kinds of goop
Everything’s covered in puke
Everything’s covered in puke and wee and poo
All kinds of goo
But it doesn’t all come from me no more
It doesn’t all come from me
Cos I got a baby
Yeah I got a baby
No it doesn’t all come from me no more
The poop and the puke and the pee no more
Cos I got a baby
Yeah I got a baby
A non stop tinkler
A human sprinker
A poo poo tardis
An expressive artist
A decorator
That you wouldn’t pay for
It’s like that one bit
From the exorcist
Everything’s covered in poo
Everything’s covered in poo and wee and puke
All kinds of goop
‘Cause everything’s covered in puke
Everything’s covered in puke and wee and poo
All kinds of goo
But it doesn’t all come from me no more
The poop and the puke and the pee no more
Cos I got a baby
So it’s all gravy
24th August 2020
