£20 Keyboard - Ping Pong Song

I got a nice fresh bat
Not bat it’s a paddle
Coz I’m playing ping pong
On holiday with my dad and all my friends
At the sports hall in the resort
It’s like tennis but tiny, you can eat off the court
IT’S A TABLE
Folded up beer mat underneath keepin it stable
Gonna thrash my dad if I’m able
Probably not, I’m not great at this
But I’ll give it my best shot or just take the piss

At ping pong, ping pong, ping pong
Sing along, sing song, sing song
Ping pong, ping pong, ping pong
Just wanna win one, win one ping pong

Got my eye on the ball and I’m icy cool
Come on dad, don’t hold back, just give it your all,
Coz I can make it, face it, I’m basically gifted
Wait did you just take the shot, coz I missed it
Poo… again! My stupid friends
Were distracting, I might be overreacting
But I just wanna beat my dad, it’s so lame
It’s not my fault it’s such a stupid game
and I hate it! I keep missing shots, it’s frustrating
Lost my hand eye co-ordination
And my patience, oh good for you, hooray
You win this time, but tomorrow’s a new day

At ping pong, ping pong, ping pong
Sing along, sing song, sing song
Ping pong, ping pong, ping pong
Just wanna win one, win one ping pong