That's Very Funny

Do you like jokes?
They are very funny
Do you like laughing?
It is very funny

I like jokes
I like laughing
Here are my favourite jokes

Why shouldn’t you accept cheques from kangaroos?
They always bounce

What do you call a singer with really long arms?
Lindsay Low-Hands

Who both sings and is the sweetest thing?
Bonbon Bono

What does Aslan do all day?
Narnia business

Ha ha
Ha ha ha
Guhuhuh tuhuhuh
Hahaha ha
Ooh hoo hoo hoo
Ooh now stop it
Hghthh thghhh
That’s very funny

Ha ha
Ha ha ha
Guhuhuh tuhuhuh
Hahaha ha
Ooh hoo hoo hoo
Ooh now stop it
Hghthh thghhh
That’s very funny

Why do mountains ruin surprises?
They always peak

What do you shout when you successfully strain your curds?
Whey

What do you call an old lady with 88 keys?
Gran Piano

Which singer weally weally wikes wailways?
Shania Twain

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Ha ha
Ha ha ha
Guhuhuh tuhuhuh
Hahaha ha
Ooh hoo hoo hoo
Ooh now stop it
Hghthh thghhh
That’s very funny

Ha ha
Ha ha ha
Guhuhuh tuhuhuh
Hahaha ha
Ooh hoo hoo hoo
Ooh now stop it
Hghthh thghhh
That’s very funny