Everything Pizza

I had a hunger, a rumbly tummy
I wanted something to eat that was yummy
So I tapped upon my telephone
Picked a pizza place that would deliver to my home

The place I picked was called “Everything Pizza”
I called up and said “Hello I’d like to eat some”
They said “Pizza?”
I said “You got it.”
They said “Ok, what would you like to put atop it?”

I said “What toppings are on the menu?”
They said “Well, we’re a unique pizza venue
You can build one to your particular taste
Whatever the topping we probably stock it in this place”

“Anything at all?”
“Yes, anything at all,
From very big things down to incredibly small”
“I’ve heard of consumer choice, but that’s insane”
“This is Everything Pizza, the clue’s in the name”

We make pizza with everything
At Everything Pizza
We make pizza with everything
At everything pizza

Start with tomato sauce, and then cheese
“Very good sir,”
Then mushrooms please,
And pineapple, ham, and a bit of red pepper
“This is all quite basic, you can do better”

Oh, maybe a layer of chocolate cake
Some ice cream salami and a splat of milkshake
And sprinkles, twinkly glittery bits
Some strawberry spaghetti and a fizzy drink swishing around

Like lemonade, and a whole roast chicken
And big bag of crisps with hummus to dip in
And a stack of pancakes, with maple syrup
And a horse with a saddle and a pair of stirrups

Have I gone too far?
“Not far enough!”
In that case I’ll stack on a lot more stuff
Like a lilo and a miniature train station
“Now you’re using your imagination!”

To make a pizza with everything
At Everything Pizza
Make a pizza with everything
At Everything Pizza

So stack it up rack it up nice and high
The tower of pizza will reach the sky
Topping on topping on topping on topping
With an everything pizza there ain’t no stopping

It’s a pizza with everything
An everything pizza

This is quite fun, can I add to the order?
“Absolutely, in fact I think you ought to”
I just thought, I didn’t put on any pickles
“Come on sir, you’re still thinking little!

Go big or go home!” I am already home…
“You know what I mean, you gotta get in the zone”
Ok, how about an elephant?
“We can put one on the back, what about on the front?”

An ostrich, no a whole flock of big birds
And an iceberg lettuce and a real iceberg
And on top of that you could slap a sky scraper
Actually I’d really like a few capers

Some anchovies and a bit of fried kale
“Bigger…”
how a bout a blue whale!
“Bigger”
The whole Caribbean sea?
“Much bigger”
All of the planet’s trees?
“Even bigger!”

All the animals, birds and bees
And all the mountains, rivers,
and the planets we can see
And all the asteroids and flying saucers, please
And every single star in the galaxy!

I want to put on THE WHOLE UNIVERSE
“Very good sir! Now, have you got your purse?
What do you mean?
“Well, that’s quite a mound
It’s gonna cost around infinity pounds
Ooh that’s a lot, I don’t think I can
“Don’t worry sir, we’ve got a great payment plan”

Uuhhh
Ok let’s make a
To make a pizza with everything
An Everything Pizza
Make a pizza with everything
An Everything Pizza

So stack it up rack it up nice and high
The tower of pizza will reach the sky
Topping on topping on topping on topping
With an everything pizza there ain’t no stopping

It’s a pizza with everything
An everything pizza

“There’s just one problem, I spoke too soon”
What?
“We’ve totally run out of mushrooms.”