The Tang

Simon Panrucker

A song about that face you pull when you eat a lemon, that’s similar to the face you pull when the music is too funky. - requested by Jack Drewry

Here's a rap track about the zestiest flavour sensation - THE TANG!

Lyrics:

When I get low and I feel so flat
I know there’s a fruit that can remedy that
It’s lemony in shape and lemony in colour
A citrus fruit that’s fresher than the others

Alphabetically it’s a muddled up melon
That’s right, I’m talking bout lemons
Go to the fruit bowl pick a fresh one
Then squeeze that sucker right on my tongue

Oooh can you feel that taste
Lemony tang freakin’ up my face
Eyes like “whoa!” Mouth gone small
Lips tight like a little cat’s bumhole

Oooh can you feel that taste
Lemony tang freakin’ up my face
Eyes like “whoa” mouth gone small
Scrunched up like a cold testicle

Mmm that’s nice, I feel refreshed
There’s a lemony zest pepping up my breath
My lips are lively, my tongue’s a tingle
I want to double drop, why stop at a single?

I take a fresh lemon in both my hands
And tell my taste buds prepare to get slammed
Cos I’ll be damned if I can’t taste the tang
The flavour bomb drops, tick tock kablam

Oooh can you feel that taste
Lemony tang freakin’ up my face
Eyes like “whoa” mouth gone small
Lips tight like a little cat’s bumhole

Oooh can you feel that taste
Lemony tang freakin’ up my face
Eyes like “whoa!” Mouth gone small
Scrunched up cold testicle

Gosh dang, gosh dang
Face vortex as I taste the tang
It takes more pips than a peeled orange
To eat lemon meringue but sans meringue

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